Friday, June 29, 2012

song 71 "the things I can't afford"

I enjoyed this guitar part. I tried really hard to not fail on the lyrics and melody.

They say that money is the root of evil
but I don't know if that applies to me
or maybe it just hurts my ego
so I pretend it's something I don't see


When we go shopping at the store
I point out all the things that I would like to own
you think that I want to buy everything that I see
but I only want to buy the things I can't afford


the things I can't afford
I only want the things I can't afford


If I can't get what I want any other way
I guess I'll have to go behind your back

Thursday, June 28, 2012

song 70 "pachyderms don't cry"


Oh, what am I doing? These words were running in my brain whilst at work. Now here they are in this song.

WTF!?!?!


Why the Face?


You need to toughen up and wipe away your tears.


You're a pachyderms and pachyderms don't cry


Don't cry

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

song 69 "My kids are making papers"


My kids made a "Press Room" under Catalina's loft bed and made a newspaper. Catalina made headlines, a coupon section and a jobs section in the back and Ammon made the stories. They dropped the price from 50 cents to 25 cents before I got home. I paid a dollar after asking for a copy and they took an hour to hand copy a copy for me, complete with perforated coupons! I thought the idea and the stories were funny, so this is my song for today.

My kids are making papers!
Like actual newspapers!
Like before the printing press was invented papers!

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

song 68 "short and easy"




Sometimes after a long night before
You simply have to do something short and easy

Monday, June 25, 2012

song 67 "No one understands"


My daughter Catalina totally didn't want to do this. I'm so glad she did. We had a lot of fun, and oh yes, she did get to stay up late, but not the way she likes to.


I just want to stay up late
and in the mornings I'd sleep in


Why does no one understand me
Why does no one understand me


Why are there so many rules
Everyone tells me what to do


Why does no one understand me
Why does no one understand me


I'm not doing anything wrong
I'm not doing anything wrong
I'm not doing anything wrong
I'm not doing anything


I just want to stay up late
and in the mornings I'd sleep in





Sunday, June 24, 2012

song 66 "Don't leave baggage unattended"


Spent the day at Pike's Market Place and took the ferry to Bainbridge Island. There's a sign as you enter the ferry that reads "Don't leave baggage unattended, we are not responsible for stolen items". What an inspiration!



Don't leave baggage unattended
What's that supposed to mean
I'm offended

Oh emotions show
Why can't I check
my emotional baggage at the door

Saturday, June 23, 2012

song 65 "i-Ammonoid"

Thank you Jesse for being the creative force behind this song. I barely had to do anything.

Straight out of "Draw 50 dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals" (my notebook for today's song). The Ammonoid has a spiral shell and looks something like a snail with tentacles for swimming. It gets to about 5 inches in length. The Nautiloid is similar but has a long skinny shell and reaches 9 feet long.




i-Ammonoid
I live in a shell


I don't have feet
I've got to swim with my face


i-Nautiloid
I live in a much larger shell


I too don't have feet
and must swim with my face


If our faces get too tired
we could sink
but it doesn't matter
we're extinct



i-Ammonoid
I live in a shell


I don't have feet
I've got to swim with my face


Friday, June 22, 2012

song 64 "in a hurry again"

Had to get home to go meet a potential babysitter. This gave me a solid 40 minutes to write, work out harmonies and record. The subject matter IS the subject matter.
It's the same old story
I'm running out of time
So just sit down and relax
so you can listen to me whine

Actually if you prefer to
you could probably just stand
This is going to be a short one
in fact it's almost over

Just a few more seconds to go
3....2....1....it's done

Thursday, June 21, 2012

song 63 "please respond"

So, Denise was reading something on her laptop. I asked her what she wants to do on the Fourth. She just kept reading. Then she stopped reading, and talked to Ammon for a little while. Then she went back to reading. A few minutes after that, she stopped reading, turned to me and said "So, what I want to do on the Fourth is...." So yes, she heard me, but I had no idea she had, and yes, this is typical. 

I repeat I repeat my words
You don't respond 
and I can't tell if you heard what I just said


What I need from you is a sign
that you heard me
a wink or nod or word
so I don't sit here wasting time


This is getting pretty old
It feels like I've been put on hold by the MVD



What I need from you is a sign
that you heard me
a wink or nod or word
so I don't sit here wasting time


I've been waiting far too long
Dammit would you please respond





Wednesday, June 20, 2012

song 62 "Sleep"

I woke up early so I could write this before work. The schedule was a little tight at Sam and Maren's today and I needed to get home to be with my kids too. They had a half day for their last day of school. Thanks again Sam and Maren! I hope ya'll don't get sick of me intruding all the time :)

This is supposed to be like those meditating sleep CDs. "Feel your body pressing into the bed. Feel your toes, they are heavy and relaxed.  Now move up to the tops of your feet, they are heavy and relaxed" etc. You know, something like that.
Climb under the covers
relax, close your eyes
Sense every inch of your body
starting with your toes

Your muscles are heavy
Feel them pressing into your bed

There's only one thing on your mind
it's the sensation that you're sinking down

Sleep sleep sleep tonight

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

song 61 "Insomnia"

My sister in-law, Jill, was complaining recently about not being able to sleep. I don't know if it's technically insomnia that she suffers from or not. I also don't know if this song accurately describes what it's like, but this is about how it goes for me on nights I can't fall asleep (swap "until the sun comes up" with a handful of hours). Thanks for the inspiration Jill! You look like you could use some sleep ;) JK, I can't even see you.
Things are racing
through my mind
I can't fall asleep
until the sun comes up

Insomnia

Oh no, the distractions
keeping me awake
Why can't I shut my mind down
and get some peace

Monday, June 18, 2012

song 60 "the interview"

Went over to Sam and Maren's again today. Just headed straight over from work. After yesterday, it was hard to pass up the opportunity of Maren's sweet voice and Sam's mad recording skills. Don't expect this every time, but I'm going to try to get over there more often. I got done with work really early, but still had to record the song in one take and take off with barely a goodbye. I was only 2 minutes late dropping the kids off for Hon Mu Do. Working out vocal harmonies takes some time, but Maren is fantastic at it.
She said cut your hair and tuck in your shirt
You need to be presentable and don't forget your manners

Make sure you don't act like a fool
and answer the questions
as if you know what you're doing
and always keep good eye contact

Don't worry you'll know what to do
when you start your first day
You just need to get your foot in the door
That's simply how you get a job

Sunday, June 17, 2012

song 59 "drop D in C"

Had a great Father's Day. Denise and Catalina made a fantastic, late (because Dad slept in) breakfast. We went to the Seattle Zoo and paid a visit to Sam and Maren and fam on the way home. Wrote a quick song on Sam's guitar, which he keeps tuned down really low ;)

59 down 41 to go
using Sam's guitar
it's tuned down pretty low

I'm talking drop D
with the guitar tuned down to C
that's how Sam rolls
but it's foreign to me

Saturday, June 16, 2012

song 58 "not robot"

Had a sudden wave of Dead Tired on my drive home from work today, but I kept going as usual. The kit I'm using on the electric drums is called "robot". A match made in heaven.
We're not robots our batteries are different
We run out of juice and we just keep going
We never short circuit or go haywire
and when we want a nap we can go on without it

When a robot's battery dies, so does the robot
and it needs to be recharged to bring it back to life
I guess what I'm trying to say is my batteries
died a couple hours ago and yet here I am

Going on and on and on like a machine
I guess we're more like machines

Friday, June 15, 2012

Song 57 "wasting song"

We get by.

What a waste of song
I like these chords
and they get used
for this!?!?

Thursday, June 14, 2012

song 56 "Changes"


This one didn't really record that well. Audio/video is a little off and the sound recorded from the P.A. speakers is, well, you can just listen to it. Maybe I should figure out how to record sound direct so it sounds better.
You never stay in one place
and you think everything's erased
as long as you simply replace
everything

Go get a new set of friends
ones who will always pretend
that everything you say is the end
authority

Seek out a new place to live
someplace where nobody gives
a flying flip what it is
that you do

Go find a new place to work
one with a nice set of perks
like nobody knows you're a jerk
peachy keen

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

song 55 "in the interest of time"

This will save you time every time.

When you need something from the store
don't forget
to bring your wallet

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

song 54 "I am the 1 percent"

I started out thinking I would just work out this little part of this song I remember from my childhood. The very words I used to sing to Denise when she reached for the light switch at bedtime :) I didn't really figure out the chords just right, but I came up with this instead. Same concept as Vanilla Ice's hit that he built on the chord progression from Under Pressure.

My life is a roller coaster
I'm not buckled in
I'm holding on for dear life
where do I begin

Growing up I didn't get much allowance
just a couple hundred dollars a week
I worked hard and I did all my chores
I even brushed my own teeth!

My first car was a Mercedes
and it was pretty nice and clean
but it was previously owned and it was one year old
and I had to wait until I was fifteen

I didn't have to pay to go to Harvard
but I had to do most of the work
People think that everything was handed to me
and they treat me like I'm some kind of jerk

I have a handful of nice cars
cars that I have bought
and though it's not really all that huge
I also own a yacht

Just like everyone else I have to pick out
my own outfit every day
and sometimes I drive to places
that don't even have valet 

Now I've laid the details before you
I'm sure that you can see
that aside from the fact that I work really hard
there's not much difference between you and me

My life is a roller coaster
I'm not buckled in
I'm holding on for dear life
where do I begin




Monday, June 11, 2012

song 53 "A New Home"

This song was inspired by true feelings and events, but with the roles reversed. It just worked better that way.

I said it's time to go home
You looked at me like I was crazy
All the time and money spent
If we go back it won't be the same

Oh how things have changed
They'll never be the same
We can't turn back now
This is our new home

I rise every morning
It's a new day
and I feel just a little less alone
Things are changing
like the way I feel
and the way I feel
is a little more at home

Sunday, June 10, 2012

song 52 "Sunshine after Rain"

 ....and the itsy bitsy spider crawled up the spout again.

After a week of the clouds and the rain
you feel like you will never see the sun again
You bundle up and you mostly stay inside
Do you ever feel that it's like watching heaven cry

Then one day
the sun comes out and dries up all the rain

Saturday, June 9, 2012

song 51 "first date"

So, if you want to know, we went out with a group of friends to an arcade. Denise liked me so much she carried my jacket for me and told me how she liked it when I played my guitar. I liked her so much that I made fun of her and told her she was wasting food when she took toppings off of her pizza and even broke the chopstick that she was using to hold her hair up. We got dropped off at our houses, and there was no kissing, but we did talk on the phone the next day :)

I'm so glad that we're together
I don't know what I would do without you
I need you I need you

Remember that first night we went out
with some friends I liked you
and you liked me but neither of us knew

And I did things embarrassing
and you were so confused
I was nervous so I tried to be funny
but it just came off mean

On the drive back home we made sure
that we sat next to eachother
Shyly I carefully placed my hand

Now with just the slightest effort
you could brush your hand against mine
and see if I would pull away

I didn't and our fingers intertwined
with smiles on our faces
That was our first date
but not the first time that we kissed

Friday, June 8, 2012

song 50 "new drums part 2"

It's exciting to be half way done! Was going to write a song called "hump day", but I forgot I was going to do that.....You're welcome.

You believe everything you read
but have you ever noticed
you only read the things that you believe

You only listen
to the things you want to hear
Can't let those unclean things reach your precious ears

and I guess that goes for me too

Thursday, June 7, 2012

song 49 "new drums"

So the story goes.

I'm just sitting here
notebook in hand
guitar part's done and the melody's set
but no words come to mind

Geoff's here putting together
his new electric drum kit
All I want to do
is finish this song
and play with the new set

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

song 48 "GPS"

Fugack!!! I'm embarrassed to say, this one took me 43 takes to get as good as it is. Watch my face after the last vocal line. That's me trying to concentrate on not concentrating too hard. I could play it fine as long as the web cam wasn't rolling. Switching back and forth between A-minor and A-major was really messing with my head.

How do I find my way back home?
'cause I'm lost
I don't know where I am

How can I learn 
how to navigate on my own?
Computers decide every move

I need to do some things on my own
Time to go it alone
What's wrong with the old fashioned way?
I'll leave the computer at home

Monday, June 4, 2012

song 46 "call me"

Ideas are drying up.....like 45 days ago.

Can I call you back tonight?
Sure I guess so
That should be alright

I waited by the phone for your call
it never came
Why I always fall for your excuses
they're so lame

"I was feeling sick 
but I feel better now"
"I forgot your number
and my phone battery died"

I waited by the phone for your call
it never came
Why I always fall for your excuses
they're so lame

Can I call you back tonight?
No forget it
Don't worry that's alright

Sunday, June 3, 2012

son 45 "I want a Henderson guitar"

Yeah, this is maybe a weird song for me to have written, but I couldn't think of what to write about and the subject has been heavy on my mind. So, why not?

I want a Henderson guitar
I also want to learn to make my own guitars

And maybe some day soon
I'll have the time and money too
to enroll in a luthier school
and also buy myself a Henderson guitar

I want a Henderson guitar
Wayne, Elle Jayne or anyone who knows
what I would need to do
to get onto the waiting list
could you please let me know

Saturday, June 2, 2012

song 44 "inner body experience"

Perspective is strange to me sometimes.

I am myself
I see things through my own eyes

Do you ever wonder
how things might look through someone else's eyes
Like do we see red the same

Do you ever feel strange
when you look at your own hands
and sense their connection to you
the way no one else can

Because I do
It's like thinking about
the chicken and the egg
It's like thinking about
who made the earth
and who made God
and did he make me

Do you ever wonder
how things might look through someone else's eyes

Friday, June 1, 2012

song 43 "Polite Coversation"

The muting on the guitar was hard for me to play and sing. I considered getting one of my kids to clap for me in place of it. Instead, I ended up having to do a fair amount of takes to get it half way decent.

I can't get away
so I'm going to stay here for a while
I can't get a break

I can't get out the door
and it's inches away
I just can't seem to turn around
as I listen to what you say

Now I've got my hand on the handle
but I'm still listening to you
You know I've got somewhere to be
and I've got other things to do

I know you said "Just one more thing!"
but that lead to just one more thing
and that keeps happening again and again
and your voice is just ring ring
ringing in my ears

I can't get away
so I'm going to stay here for a while
I can't get a break