song 84 "inspired"

This song took about 30 seconds to write. I don't know how long my dog took carrying 9 DVDs into the backyard and destroying the cases. Amazingly, all of the DVDs survived. I know a disc isn't the perfect chewing material, but still!

What's up Ponyo?
What a crappy jerk thing to do!
What's so great about my DVDs?
Don't I buy you enough things to chew?